Zodiac

by Neal Stephenson

Sort of like a cross between reading a Neal Stephenson novel and watching Commando.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith

I can't wait until they start doing literary mashups for real.

Breaking Dawn

By Stephenie Meyer

I think the whole series was worth it for the moment when Edward first whispered his daughter's name in pain. Anguished pain.

Eclipse

By Stephenie Meyer

Force of habit.

Infinite Jest

by David Foster Wallace

Not very funny at all. How were 1079 pages not enough?

Pride and Prejudice

by Jane Austen

Somewhat delightful after all.

Eye in the Sky

by Philip K. Dick

Knowing Philip K. Dick as I do, I wonder why I thought it would STAY a novel about a world where religion was repeatable, instead of turning into a story about hideous insect-monsters and inside-out cat monstrosities?