Chushingura

by Takeda Izumo, Miyoshi Shōraku, and Namiki Senryū. (tr. Donald Keene)

Good to finally read - before stupid Keeanu Reeves schlockifies it.

American Gods

by Neil Gaiman

Gaiman is so engrossing.

If I Were You

by L. Ron Hubbard.

Man, if this is what 30's and 40's pulp novels are like then I need a thousand.

harry potter and the deathly hallows

by J.K. Rowling

Snape, yo.

Death Du Jour

by Kathy Reichs

Somewhat better style than the first one, but pretty formulaic story.

Ender's Game

by Orson Scott Card

Still good

Heartsick

by Chelsea Cain

Not bad. Want more.

Deja Dead

by Kathy Reichs

Not as much like Bones as I expected

Dr. Futurity

by Philip K. Dick

Ok, Dick. I guess you do get time travel right, after all.

Solar Lottery

By Philip K. Dick

Why hasn't this been made into a movie? It's not very Philip K. Dick, but it's very movie.

The Novels of Dashiell Hammett

by Dashiell Hammett

These are, like, murder mysteries. Weird.
Also, I can see how Yojimbo might be based on Red Harvest, and also why Kurosawa didn't need to credit Hammett.

Radio Free Albemuth

Mad dreams and paranoid delusions. Good to meet Philip K. Dick as a character.

midnight's children

by Salman Rushdie. if you aren't sure about your life, fatalism doesn't make you feel better.

Salmonella Men on Planet Porno

by Yasutaka Tsutsui

Short Stories! I agree.

The Fall of Hyperion

by Dan Simmons

Engrossing.

Hyperion

by Dan Simmons

Half a book! I call half a book!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

By J.K. Rowling

Read this almost as fast the second time.

Zodiac

by Neal Stephenson

Sort of like a cross between reading a Neal Stephenson novel and watching Commando.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith

I can't wait until they start doing literary mashups for real.

Breaking Dawn

By Stephenie Meyer

I think the whole series was worth it for the moment when Edward first whispered his daughter's name in pain. Anguished pain.